Saturday, December 15th, 2007
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4:44 pm - From the Walmart preteen section
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Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
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8:05 pm - Leading in Iowa...
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"And we ought to declare that we will be free of energy consumption in this country within a decade, bold as that is."
-- Mike Huckabee, Republican presidential candidate, 10 Dec. 2007
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Sunday, December 9th, 2007
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8:14 pm - No time to go to the grocery store
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Monday, October 15th, 2007
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11:25 am
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I was reading a blog post about a anti-gay hate group coming to Seattle, and these were the google ads along the side:
Gay Marriage
Stand up for your beliefs! Lions for Lambs in theatres 11/9 - youtube.com/lionsforlambs
Gay Marriage
Should gay marriage be legal? Weigh in on this important issue - pollingpoint.com
Homophobic song lyrics
Should they be banned? Join the debate now - frictiontv.com
I was sort of chuckling to myself about how google's logarithm had kind of missed its audience, when I saw the final, and most awesome, ad:
Gay Adoption
Save 10% off your first order - any size discount code GUJH546 - familiesjoinedbylove.com
This led me down a rich path of speculation - are gay parents, made desperate by the failures of the conventional adoption system, resorting to buying babies from the internet? And buying them by the pound, as the "any size discount code" would seem to indicate?
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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
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7:59 pm - UNACCEPTABLE
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Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
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3:59 am - For real, yo
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I don't think I'm going to graduate. All because I didn't read a single sentence on a piece of paper I received more than a year ago.
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Thursday, May 10th, 2007
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6:44 am - So tired.
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Just realized that for the last hour I've been typing "national gas" instead of "natural gas."
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Saturday, May 5th, 2007
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8:50 am
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Once again, with no classes to attend and no job to go to, I have allowed my sleep schedule to get so screwed up that it's now 6 AM, getting light outside, and it's just occurred to me that I should be getting to sleep.
Good night, world. I'll see you tomorrow afternoon.
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Monday, April 23rd, 2007
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1:25 pm
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I want to know what my housing assignment for next year is SO BADLY and Sarah Cardwell hasn't emailed me it yet. No fair, everybody else already knows, the lottery already happened, and I'm in the dark. Can't they post this shit somewhere or something? I'm in such suspense.
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Monday, April 9th, 2007
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2:20 am - The Truax
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Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
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3:57 am - I don't know when.
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I don't know why.
And I certainly don't know how.
But someone shaved my arm.
Just the underside.
And I just now realized.
Looks like it's about a week old.
Could I possibly have done it to myself by accident? I don't really think so.
That means that A) Camaron woke up in the night while I was staying with her and shaved my arm while I was sleeping.
B) Someone snuck up on me while I was passed out in the library and shaved my arm without anyone else noticing or objecting.
or
C) Someone broke into my room at night with the express purpose of carrying out this strange and mysterious prank.
Which option is the creepiest? I don't really know.
But I do know that the underside of my right arm is COVERED IN STUBBLE
WHAT THE HELL
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Monday, February 12th, 2007
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6:08 am - I've been called Rachel 4 times in the last week
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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
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2:13 pm
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Friday, November 17th, 2006
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7:33 pm
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Sunday, November 5th, 2006
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9:15 pm - Help!
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Words longer than two syllables have lost all meaning for me!
This is a Problem!
Paper due in...46 minutes and counting!
Oh Dear!
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Friday, November 3rd, 2006
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1:47 am
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I just found $300 in the back pocket of my purse.
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Then I realized it was prop money left over from The Easiest Way.
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I hope you can all comprehend the kind of emotional torment I just went through.
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Thursday, September 7th, 2006
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1:03 am - quote of the week
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Thursday, August 10th, 2006
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2:08 pm - Logic
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Item One: Melissa, my roommate, is crazy.
Leads to ----> Item Two: Loss of my apartment.
---->Storage of all my worldly possessions in the back of my car.
---->Robbing of my car by hoodlums.
---->Loss of my laptop ac adaptor.
---->Purchase of ac adaptor from ebay (faulty).
---->Destruction of laptop internal power supply.
---->Loss of computer?
---->Sabatoge of academic career.
---->Sabatoge of future career success.
---->Poverty. Debt.
---->Homelessness. Hunger. Drug addiction. Death.
In conclusion: MELISSA MATTELICH YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE YOU SO SO MUCH DIE DIE DIE
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Tuesday, August 1st, 2006
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11:56 am - My roommate threatened to kill me. I am now homeless.
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Thursday, July 13th, 2006
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4:04 pm - Guess who got into a car accident
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